Suggestions for the Next Inside Scoop

1. Live-Feed Participation Grades in Classes

Take open gradebook up a notch: let’s have teachers actively update our current participation during class! Harkness discussions and language classes will be a breeze with active statistics and a competitive leaderboard on the smartboards.

2. Traffic Cones in the Spirit Store

Let’s provoke the neighbors even more with some blue-and-white cones to use in retaliation. Comes in both the current logo and legacy logo!

3. Moving Sidewalks

Perhaps part of next year’s middle school renovation should be a moving sidewalk to MLK. I don’t know if I can make it that far every day. While we’re on the subject, it’s not too late to shove some in between USS and Wissner, up the trek of the driveway, and down the hallway to Sara Fischer’s candy.

4. A Valet to Navigate the Parking Map

The only downside would be no more excuses for tardiness.

5. Did You Hear About Decriminalizing Phones?

6. Break Efficiency 

Rather than decreasing our passing periods, we could just eradicate them entirely, along with all other wasted empty time. School could start at 10 every day if we just have one 5-hour chunk of class! If we get rid of going home nightly, we could knock out a week of school in less than 24 hours.