The day after Open Forum, I sent out an all-school survey to evaluate the statistical validity of our problems. The data below represents responses from around a third of the student body, paired with exclusive interviews of student athletes, actors, senators, and bingo players. I’m compiling this to answer our most pressing questions. Is our selfishness actually breaking the Commons line? Why does no one know what plays we put on? Who wins: athletes or actors? And where do w

Author’s note: This sports section documents the Seahawks’ season up to November 17th using data from NFL Pro. For information about Bush athletics, you can go to BushBlazersAthletics.com . For more information on sports, you can go to ESPN.com .  It’s a fun time to be a Seahawks fan. Almost all of the bets the Seahawks had made this offseason have paid off. New quarterback Sam Darnold has exceeded expectations, and trading receiver DK Metcalf saved the Seahawks long-term mon

BRONZE AUTHORIZATION - SEARCH ORDER- and   TRANSCRIPTS Investigator [REDACTED] has proposed a Search Order for CIVILIAN identification ‘Witness’, a suspect for the recent incident at THOMSON’S PARK. It is to be carried out by Chief Search Officer (Chief SO) [REDACTED]. The entire ORDER OF THE BRONZE will be on standby to assist if the subject is found by 24:37 on Thursday, December 13th. If not, the Search Order is to be de-licenced, and the case will be dropped. The LEGAL SE

On November 13th, 2015, at 9:16 P.M., a loud explosion was heard outside the famous Stade de France. This was the start of a large-scale tragedy in France’s capital city, Paris. These coordinated attacks across the 20 arrondissements of Paris spread nonstop tragedy through the night and for years to come. This event is widely known in France and across the world as the worst attack on French soil since World War II. As all of France recently celebrated the tenth anniversary o