Poetry — Spambler '26

Ode to Volcanoes

AHHHHHHHHHHH

HELP!!!

IT BURNS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NOOOOOOMY SKIN!!!!!

The Carpenter Named Sabrina

He is thinking

About me

Every

Night

Oh!

Isn’t that sweet, 

I guess so,

You say you can't sleep.

Baby, I know,

That’s that me

Espresso

Up

Move it   Left Right

Down

OH!?

Switch it up

Like

N

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T

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N

D

O

I am 

working late

Cause I’m a 

SINGERRRRR

Oh he looks

So cute?

Wrapped around my finger

My Favorite Opera Singer is J’Nai Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges did really well in a concert people would say J’slay Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges was a horse she would say J’neiiigh Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges was stuck in traffic she might be in a J’delay Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges was tired people would say J’lay Bridges!

If J’Nai Bridges didn’t choose opera she would do J’ballet Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges gave gifts to children on December 25th she would ride on J’sleigh Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges was asked where the Indy 500 takes place she would say that it happens at the J’Indianapolis Motor Speedway Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges had vertigo she would J’sway Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges was a grandma she would J’crochet Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges had a hose she would J’spray Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges was a priest people would come to her and J’pray Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges did musical theater she could be on J’Broadway Bridges

If J’Nai Bridges did a backflip people around her would say J’yay Bridges

Holy Macaroni!

Beecher’s Cheese,

Makes me weak in my knees

The noodles make me feel

As my stomach begins to keel

BLT,

More like: Yes, MMMMM, Please

When the waiter brings out a steak,

But it turns out to be for another mate,

My heart begins to break

The color of love

Is the color of roasted dove

Banana, Apples, Oranges,

Give me all of them, I won't be bore..inges

O food,

I LOVE YOU’d