Model UN: Where Teens Solve Global Crises Before 5 PM

In a shocking revelation that has rocked the worlds of at least seven people, it has been confirmed that yes—Bush has a Model UN club. It meets regularly. People show up. And no, it is not just a way to pad your college application. 40% more diplomatic than ever (and still accepting new members), rest assured, Bush MUN is the perfect place for you.

So, a pertinent question to ask might be: What is Model UN? 

“Oh I know this,” said one freshman, who declined to be named. “It’s like debating… Or maybe that’s the other one?” 

From the freshman of the SWAMP: “It’s like the normal UN but with less gunfire.”

Two students from the graduating class of 2025 also pitched in their thoughts. “Y’know I…” trailed off one senior, before opening a new tab to find a dictionary. The other stated, “A bad acronym (MUN). People roleplaying countries and arguing.”

Clearly, misconceptions run rampant, so let’s set the record straight.

True to its name, Model UN is a simulation of the real United Nations. During the four MUN conferences of the yearly circuit—EduMUN, PacMUN, SeattleMUN, and KingMUN—students assume the role of delegates/diplomats representing various countries or even people. Together, they research and debate complex international issues, write position papers, and draft comprehensive solutions, all while in a suit. These topics encompass anything from human rights and nuclear proliferation to time travel agencies and dramatic peasant rebellions. This year alone, we’ve tackled issues ranging from modern-day climate change to… the uprising of a frog cult? 

For those who think Model UN-ers are serious, you’ll be happy to learn that the most canon committee experience is getting married to another delegate—multiple times. From awkwardly dumping coffee into water bottles to sneaking them into committee to chugging three Dr Peppers before conference just to stay awake, we’ve got you covered. Here are a few reasons that for why YOU should join Bush MUN:

You like pretending to be Switzerland (or literally any other country).

We occasionally win awards (Bush swept 20% of all Best Delegate awards at KINGMUN! Flex, much).

Make friends with people who casually drop “geopolitical instability” and “erm… actually” in conversation.

Develop an opinion on the South China Sea Conflict despite never looking at a map.

Request extensions after spending a weekend roleplaying as the world’s next Sabrina Carpenter.

NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED. Meetings are open to everyone, regardless of experience, knowledge, or public speaking ability. We’ll teach you how to write, research, debate, and possibly blow up a whole fictional empire just because you can. So if you’ve been waiting for a sign from the stars to try something new and challenge yourself, or just finally share that one obscure fact about Argentina—this is it.

Mondays @ Lunch 1 PM in USS 105

Contact Amelia (amelia.hart@bush.edu) for more information

Come for the fun. Stay for the fun. Leave with an oddly specific opinion on maritime law.