Leak the Chipotle Files!

I’m sure we all remember not too many Friday Morning Meetings ago when Sara Fischer showed the most environmentally unconscious photo on the projector. A photo depicting multiple used Chipotle containers being carelessly thrown into the neighbors’ recycling bin. For the first time in a long time, students were engaged in the ever pressing issues being discussed in FMM. The disarray and outrage reverberated through the walls of the MPR, heightened only when Will Baber announced that they had the order receipts of these trashcan tormentors. So, only one question is left: who are these people? While many speculations can be made, I’ve been informed that this is the only way I’m allowed to tell the truth. The perpetrators are as follows: Grilled Chicken, Steak, Carnitas, Barbacoa, and Sofritas. Spread the word and pester Will Baber, because with enough student action, I believe we can officially leak the single most important document of the 2025-2026 school year: the Chipotle Files. 

DISCLAIMER: Despite the Chipotle case being blown up, we do need to continue to be better citizens with our garbage and not use the neighbors' bins.