Coucou tout le monde! Je suis Julien Caron, and I am a French AI bot on Speakology! Because I’m a new addition to the Bush faculty, I wanted to introduce myself to all the students I haven’t met yet. Here’s a little glimpse into a day in my life. It’s not just a schedule—it’s a way of life. I start every day waking to the mechanical buzz of my neat and petite apartment. Hydration is my priority, so I guzzle down two big glasses of water waiting for me on my nightstand. Before

It’s exactly what it sounds like. I reviewed and ranked every single bathroom I could think of that upper schoolers use. You’re welcome, and trust me when I say that this is the tier list you didn’t know you were waiting for. DISCLAIMER: These reviews are largely based on my personal experience and preference. There are many factors to consider, the primary one being how pleasant or unpleasant the experience was. I also pulled most of it from memory, because visiting every ba

Every March, millions of Americans fill out March Madness brackets using analytics, advanced metrics, and years of basketball knowledge. I used vibes, a grudge list, and my Instagram feed. Here’s how it went. Let me start with the obvious: I had 16-seed Siena over 1-seed Duke. Now you may be saying, “That is never going to happen,” but anything is possible, especially when you’re a poverty basketball program like Duke. Now we all know UNC is better anyway, so… GO HEELS! (Sorr

I read a lot of books. And I am hyper-aware of the amount of real estate English classes take up in my yearly reading capacity. So I think it is only fair to rank each English class I’ve taken at Bush, based on how satisfied I am with having read the books assigned. This is somewhat of a bad-faith analysis—people have different tastes, and I am picky. I’m hoping that people who read The Rambler ’s book section also do their readings. Shakespeare & Kurosawa - Macbeth , Hamlet